Okay uberchain, how does this sound for a pitch?
Old Nick was Jack’s first ‘victim’, but he wasn’t the last. That icicle that Spy gave him - now imbued with Old Nick’s deadly power of winter coldness - was next turned on the monster under his bed. Then the one in the closet. Now he knew what fear truly was, he taught them how it really felt.
And when Spy snuck in through his bedroom window, seeking out the boy with a cold and murderous gleam in his baby-blue eyes, he found that same weapon pressed to his jugular vein. He hadn’t even seen the boy move. He hadn’t recognized the decoy in the bed made of blankets and stuffed animals. Jack had expected him - yes, he was most definitely the one.
Jack’s parents didn’t think too much of it when he started spending more and more time with his ‘imaginary friend’. But as the years passed he only grew bolder, more deadly, his skills sharpened through practice. Countless fairytale creatures fell to the Bedtime Story Killer. He practiced. He bided his time. He gathered an arsenal of captured fairies, enchanted swords, magic potions and more. The Easter Bunny (a la vs. Saxton Hale/Freak Fortress) was his next high-profile target; kids woke up on Easter morning to find no exploding eggs waiting in their backyards and parks to maim them.
He went from a rumor whispered in the schoolyard to a national hero overnight. And as by this time, Olivia Mann had unfurled her plans for world domination… he was ready for her. And she, too, for him.
[[inhuman noises of joy]]
Grown up TF2-verse babies, I’m in love!
This is a ring made from dinosaur bone, meteorite, and gold.
I feel like this ring probably has supernatural powers.
don’t say that word they’ll hear you
Apparently, I fought well.
I didn’t know I needed this. Now it’s here, shining on my dashboard. At last I see the light, and it’s like a whole new world.
There is no trust.
guys sylveon is excited
because there’s going to be